Thursday, 2 February 2006
Neither of your regular reporters was available to write the Hash Trash this week as Blanka has gone to reacquaint herself with her haunts in Europe for a month and 2 Fishes has left (after numerous farewell parties!) for The Hague. It has therefore been left to me to write a few words. There has been little time this week to write hash notes, what with a holiday and many parties to attend, so writing this is very much a last minute job!!!
Our hares last week were White Thrashed (Arthur) for the runners and Blanka for the walkers. Actually, White Trashed wasn't so much a hare as a mountain goat who in an altered state of mind, due to polishing off MORE than a bottle of the Highland nectar the night before at his own private Burns Supper, decided it would be a good idea to take the hounds over as many steep and slippery mountains as possible. Perhaps he was pining for the Munroes of home. However, all the newly converted goats returned for the circle, eventually, having seen some wonderful views from the lofty heights. Oh yes, did I mention is was COLD up there?!!!!
The walkers' hare was much kinder to her pack and they enjoyed a leisurely stroll along the valley between the runners' mountain peaks.
Down downs were awarded to, amongst others, some new boots (whose names I can't remember), to our leavers (2 Fishes and Bananarama) and to a 'sex on the hash' couple, yes, the same couple as the previous week! (They said they were just trying to keep warm ). 2 Fishes was also given a down down for short cutting - he missed the final mountain peak and returned with the walkers instead (claiming it was for the sake of Grommit!). Rowdy was given a down down for letting the Hash Stats get way out of date (AGAIN!).
The circle was thankfully relatively short and sweet, just like this Hash Trash. The food and beverages were consumed in double quick time beside a small smokey fire, and everyone left the site soon after to return to their homes to get warm again.
On on,
Rowdy
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